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Hermit Crab Scare

Sun Nov 15, 2009, 12:01 PM
Ok, so i have these two HUGE fist size hermit crabs in my 10 gallon tank in my basement room. I wake up this morning and first thing i do is walk to the tank to check on my crabs. I turn on the little tank light and what do i find? Tulio (my newest buddy) is running around completely NAKED! He is out of his shell streaking and giving me a full moon. (if crabs CAN moon that is) So, of corse being me i say to the crab "YOUR NEKKED!!!! OMG!!!!" and i open the tank and immediately get his soft rump damp with a few spritses by my handy dandy spray bottle. (can't let him dry up now can i?) Then i dig up his shell and i place it becide him and say "Put some clothes on Tulio! We have women in this house (myself included)! You can't go flashing your derriere at everyone who goes by!" I grabbed the large log in the tank and steal it hideing it under the tank. "You don't get this back untill you put some clothes on!!!!"

Yeah i kinda joked around with a situation that was serious but...it's ok! Taking the log out gave him nowhere to hide so all he COULD do was put the shell back on. Which he did. I left and took a shower and you know what? I come back down and he's clothed! Shell on! No more streaking for YOU Tulio. Bit of a scare but that's ok. He's safe and shelled and it's A OK! Silly crab you.

  • Mood: Attraction
  • Listening to: the t.v. in the background
  • Reading: ghost stories of the city streets
  • Watching: a leaf blowing by
  • Playing: with a stuffy who has a shirt on
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

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  • Current Residence: My house otherwise known as Hell
  • Interests: ghosts, drawing, climbing trees, eating candy
  • Favourite movie: Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Favourite band or musician: Avenged Sevenfold
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock - Metal, Indie, classical or Celtic
  • Favourite artist: Nox
  • Favourite poet or writer: Rem
  • Favourite photographer: Nox
  • Operating System: reproductive
  • MP3 player of choice: my little black one
  • Shell of choice: hermit crab
  • Skin of choice: :D nekked
  • Favourite game: Pokemen Yellow
  • Favourite cartoon character: Alucard
  • Personal Quote: people chop down trees, so can i chop down people?
  • Tools of the Trade: sewing machine, thread

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:iconchrislea:
Thanks for teh +fave! ^^
:iconkillereuthais:
you're very welcome!

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:iconkillereuthais:
um...crotch grab? omg!

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It turns you on.

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:iconkillereuthais:
hahahha i con't remember what we were talking about but most likely...yes... yes it does.

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Uhh it had something to do with this...
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